My Thoughts on Web 2.0

My team will be presenting Web 2.0 next class. Where was I for Web 1.0? Maybe I've been using it all along and didn't know it.

Am I still using Web 1.0 while everyone else has upgraded to 2.0?

How do I upgrade?

Does it cost extra?

Who owns 2.0?

I bet it's Google or Facebook.

They think they're so smart, with their billions of dollars. Google Buzz turned out to be a waste of money. Ha!

Maybe I'll stick with 1.0 just to spite them.

Jerks!